Mr. Spud

Introducing Mr. Spud — the world's most distinguished potato with a felt mustache and a serious attitude. He's handcrafted with wiggly eyes and a felt mustache, and you get to pick his mood.

Choose Mr. Spud's expression:

• 😊 Kind — for when you want to be wholesome about it
• 😠 Angry — for when someone truly deserves a scowling potato
• 😲 Surprised — for life's unexpected moments

Here's everything arriving at their door:

1. One Mr. Spud potato, hand-decorated with wiggly eyes and a felt mustache in your chosen expression
2. A card with your custom message — just include it at checkout

Want to stay anonymous? Don't sign your name on the card message and we'll keep your identity a delicious mystery. All orders ship without a return address.

Mr. Spud message ideas:

• "You've been spudded."
• "Sending you a little starch to brighten your day."
• "You matter. So does Mr. Spud."
• "This is how I feel about you. 😠"

Note: Please order ~10 days in advance of a target date so Mr. Spud arrives right on time.