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Valentine's Day Gift Box

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  • $ 25

Valentine's day is a special day and there is no better way to let that hard-to-gift-for person know about your love/crush/lust than with a Mystery Potato Gift Box! Here's what your lucky (and I hope you get lucky too) gift box:

  1. Your choice of Gold sparkle, Silver sparkle, Black, or Red writing
  2. A hand-written card with any additional message
  3. A surprise candy
  4. A 100% recycled brown cardboard box for maximum protection
  5. A 100% recycled brown paper packaging
  6. Free shipping!

We send thousands of potatoes every valentines day. Potatoes are the perfect way to send something unique and memorable and completely unexpected.

Message Ideas:

  • You're a hot potato
  • I've got the hot (potatoes) for you
  • Nice eyes
  • <3
  • Let's make tater tots
  • I want to make tater tots with you
  • Tie me up and fry me
  • Boil me cause you're hot

Valentine's potatoes are vegan, kosher, AND gluten-free so you can send them to anyone. The potatoes are grown by Washington farmers and recycled packaging is made in Washington. Your potato ships fast using *FREE* top priority fulfillment and shipping with delivery tracking so you can watch the journey and know when your gift arrives.

I am happy to customize what is in the box, acquire special items, draw artwork on the potato, really, just ask for whatever you want in the Instructions For Jeff box on the checkout page.

I do not reveal who you are so if you want to remain anonymous, don't provide any indication of who you are in the message on the potato or the card. If you put your name or signature-emoji on it your recipient will probably know who it is from...

At this time valentines boxes only ship to the USA.